funnies

He said what?

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor UPS Airlines  –  Just in case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to … Continue reading

Universal Truths

I am sure you can relate to some, if not all! UNIVERSAL TRUTHS 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment … Continue reading

Communication Funnies

A mother was showing her young son how to zip up his coat.  “The secret,” she said, “is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up.”  Confused, … Continue reading

Cockpit Chatter

Cockpit Chatter…… British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower replies: ‘And where is the world’s most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?’ ———————– ATC: ‘ Al Italia 345 continue taxi to 26L … Continue reading

Communication Funnies

A man takes his large dog to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet. “Let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog, examines the dog’s … Continue reading