A man takes his large dog to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed.  Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet.  “Let’s have a look at him.”  The vet picks up the dog, examines the dog’s eyes and ears, and (more…)

I am sure you can relate to some, if not all! UNIVERSAL TRUTHS 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How, pray tell, are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. (more…)

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor

UPS Airlines  –  Just in case you need a laugh:

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out (more…)

A mother was showing her young son how to zip up his coat.  “The secret,” she said, “is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up.”  Confused, the young boy asked “Why does it have to (more…)