TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? (more…)
Smart-Aleck Student Quips …
He said what?
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor
UPS Airlines – Just in case you need a laugh:
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, (more…)